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:icontimothyd:
crazy like a catfish

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
:iconalcoholic:
ain't it though

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I never thought too hard on dying before
I never sucked on the dying
I never licked the side of dying before
And now I'm feeling the dying
I'm dying.
:iconcrapstain:
sometimes i wonder.
:iconinziladun:
zaza gabour

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:iconinebriate:
hay munky

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merry christmas, asshole. -hig
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:meditation: From the Oracle :meditation:

The Oracle doesn't always have the answers. (:jawdrop:) As a matter of fact, today, the Oracle is somewhat stuck with a head full of questions. Among them are:


:coffeecup: Could the Oracle tell the difference between caffeinated and decaffeinated coffee by mere taste alone?


:stupid: Is stupidity a factor, along with goodness and evil, in reincarnation, karma, or any other general spiritual "back to the beginning" sort of concept, or does it just not count?


:shithappens: If it takes a while for sewage treatment plants to work, and the population grows every day (even with mortality rates), where does all the increased excrement go?

:skullbones: Why are some things labeled a hazard in California that bear no label anywhere else? The Oracle saw this on a bottle of Oriental herbal tea, and wondered if it was still dangerous to consume in Ohio. Is still wondering, actually.


:lemon: Why are disfunctional products called "lemons"? The Oracle has never seen a lemon that doesn't work.


:pie: WHAT IS IN MINCEMEAT PIE?


:meditation: Why do all cats want to sit on someone who is trying to meditate--and why does it always seem to help?


:tunes: Why do some songs make the Oracle drive faster before she notices?


:matrixfight: Why does the Oracle almost always want to sort of wooga (rub hands in opposite directions on a person's facial cheecks) nuns to see how they'll react? And if the Oracle did this, would the affected nuns sue for personal damages, knowing they can have no personal possessions?


:silentkitty: Do the Oracle's five cats possess mind control powers, and if so, is that why the Oracle always :yawn: when they all :sleep: within visual range of her?

The answers to these, and many other questions, are probably not forthcoming from the Oracle. However, more answers and questions can almost certainly be expected from said Oracle.

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:silentkitty: Sister Marie the Pigtailed Pirate :silentkitty:
:iconteasing1:
deliver me from clever art

tyler where are you?
:iconndifference:
Boo! YA! BooYA!

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In the fashion of Big Poppa E, I give you ~punkiebear, blasting out an anthem for all the videogamers, D&Ders, Jedis, Evil Deadites, and artists --- the nerds.

Love, your lovely oral-sex provider, ~ jesusbite.

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